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Someone needs to step it up!

Submitted by AlVražda on Tue, 12/16/2008 - 01:10
Someone needs to step up and be @JackPalms on Twitter! We need Mr. Jack in the Czech Armada! Who is it going to be? How 'bout you? Al

Armáda České Republiky

Submitted by AlVražda on Sat, 12/13/2008 - 01:32
Have you completed your first mission? Al completes.
The Armada is coming: will you be ready to jump out of the water on 5/5/09?
Submitted by Seth on Tue, 12/09/2008 - 15:26
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That's right: this is us! Will you join the legion of us painting our faces and stomping through the woods toward Palms Sunday and Cinco de Harwood? Will you learn Czech Karate, medicine, helicopter and fighter jet flying, and how to swim underwater in full clothing while carrying a gun? Will YOU stand behind Vlade, Niki and myself as we pop out of the water guns a-blazin' to shoot copies of JACK WAKES UP onto the literary seashores of American bookstores? (That's the shelves, I guess.) And help JACK WAKES UP climb up and dominate the San Francisco Chronicle bestseller list? Join us: Armáda České republiky!

Hear the promo! Play the promo anywhere you can to join the Armada!

Seth, ever been...

Submitted by wagnersm on Sun, 12/07/2008 - 16:27
...interviewed on The Awful Show? Or ever listened to the Awful Show? They would be n excellent place to get your name on, lots of fans, fun guys, great show. They've interviewed Rossi and are looking to get Sigler, but I bet you could beat him to the punch and proclaim yourself victor over the Pope!
Welcome to the Czech Armada
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Armáda České Republiky.

 

Join, spread, populate, propagate, take over. 

Get the promo for the Armada. Put it somewhere. Play it to everyone you know!

Follow the Charter Members of the Armada on Twitter: @VladeKladivo, @NikiVojacek, @JaneGannon, @Akakievich, @JuniusPonds, @AlVrazda, @FreemanJones, and @SethHarwood. 

First Mission has two parts

Part #1 – You register as user at sethharwood.com.

Part #2 – You must earn 25 busted caps. Now, some of you already have more than 25, but tough shit. Vlade knows how many you already have and you need at least 25 more.

How do you earn busted caps? Easy. Post in forum on website and earn 5 Busted Caps. Send Seth  picture of you in Jack Palms t-shirt and get 15. Tell Akakievich he is good looking and lose 170 Busted Caps

 

Anyone who plays Czech Armada promo on their podcast gets 25 Busted Caps from Vlade. Email Vlade (vlade@sethharwood.com) with a link to the episode!

JWU trailer - need your help

Submitted by nathaniel on Sun, 11/30/2008 - 11:01

I'm working on an audio trailer for Jack Wakes Up as my final project for a Music Technology and Production (aka learning to use an actual music studio) class, and hopefully if it's good enough Seth can use it. I'm taking the approach to mix in dialogue and a narrator like it was a movie trailer, but I'm a little stuck on dialogue ideas and scenes. I'm trying to restrict it to real dialogue from the book, but I'm open to any suggestions. Here's my script outline so far... I'd absolutely love any help any of you can give me for scene suggestions or how to write the narrator dialogue, as I'd like to get going on this thing as soon as I can (possibly even recording some dialogue tonight):

Start with cool music, something Ocean's 11-like... cool and jazzy, upbeat, maybe some horns

VOICE 1: Jack Palms!

VOICE 2: Palms!

VOICE 3: PAAAAAAAALMS!

(possibly a clip of a Czech offering Jack some blow)

NARRATOR: Jack Palms had it all: a hit move, a sweet car, a hot wife... until she ratted him out to the cops.

(some exchange between Jack and Sgt. Hopkins)

NARRATOR: (something about him cleaning up his life but now being low on the cash)

(some scene)

NARRATOR: (something about one shot to get enough to keep him set for a while, pay the mortgage, etc.)

(clip from opening Cafe scene)

And then the trailer launches into the Madvillain song from Jack Wakes Up (I forget... which specific track is it on Madvillainy?) or some other action song if it works better, along with some clips of various action and other exchanges. I definitely want to include the shooting of the car here... any idea what else would sound good here with dialogue and sound effects?

Narrator: Jack Wakes Up, the bestselling novel from podcast author Seth Harwood comes out May 5 for the first time in major print. Pick it up in stores, and let's make this Cinco de May be Cinco de Harwood!

JACK WAKES UP, coming May 09: Review on Goodreads
Submitted by Seth on Wed, 11/19/2008 - 02:16
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Jack Wakes Up: A Novel Jack Wakes Up: A Novel by Seth Harwood
Direct Amazon LINK!!

My review

rating: 5 of 5 stars
Coming out on May 5, 2009, THIS is THE book. This is THE year. JACK PALMS, baby!
Catch it!

View all my reviews.
For the ladies!! For REAL!
Submitted by Seth on Thu, 11/13/2008 - 10:34
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All the ladies in the house say Hoooo! Hoooo?

Ho! Ho! Now everybody anybody everybody SCREAM!!!! ... Ain't it funky?!

Today I really have a little somethin' somethin' for the ladies. Finally. No false alarms this time, I've actually made up the T's and tanks for the site. (Sorry, no racerback style for Melissa yet...)

First we have "Luz" sporting The Palms Momma Tank with Bitch Back which you can get now for just $19.99. That's right, just three easy payments of $6.66!

backbackHere we see a *lovely* image of why I say this tank has the "Bitch Back."

Of course, if saying that I'm your bitch isn't your style, you can get this same tank Without The Bitch Back for the even lower price of $16.95! That's just one easy payment of $16.95!! OR, you can look at it the other way and say it will only cost you $3 to tell everyone that I'm your bitch! Damn, I'm cheap!

But wait! Don't stop now because these lovely tanks can also be customized into T-shirts, hoodies, long sleeve shirts and different tanks. It's true! You can select different shirt styles, sizes, even colors! No shit!

And... and you say is there more? YES! I have more! You can now also get the amazing *NEW* JACK Wakes UP T-shirt!! Available now for the ladies AND the fellas! Really. No, really! Scoop it up for just $16.95 and up! Or down! Guys: you can get this baby on a simple whie T for just $15.95!! Challa at yer boy!! And thank Jason!!  See it here modeled by "Katie"!

Want MORE? How about FREE SHIPPING on orders of $45 or more?!?! Just use the code: HOLIDAYSHIPS  Wow! Thanks guys at Zazzle! You razzle my dazzle! Wiggity wazzle! 

Want even MORE?? OK, it's coming soon!


Like the Ninja would say, "You're welcome, Ladies!!"

Sunset Dist. San Francisco PUB CRAWL?

Submitted by Cyphen on Sun, 10/05/2008 - 03:15

Does anyone else live near SF and think a pub crawl around 9th and Irving or so in the Sunset dist. would rock uber hard? Just a thought, but it's a nice area with some great bars and pool tables and darts. Personally I'd like to be the one to school the Palms Father in a nice game of 8 ball. BTW thanks for signing the pool cue Seth, epic.

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