Jack Wakes Up: A Novel by Seth Harwood

My review

rating: 5 of 5 stars
Coming out on May 5, 2009, THIS is THE book. This is THE year. JACK PALMS, baby!
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All the ladies in the house say Hoooo! Hoooo?

Ho! Ho! Now everybody anybody everybody SCREAM!!!! ... Ain't it funky?!

Today I really have a little somethin' somethin' for the ladies. Finally. No false alarms this time, I've actually made up the T's and tanks for the site. (Sorry, no racerback style for Melissa yet...)

First we have "Luz" sporting The Palms Momma Tank with Bitch Back which you can get now for just $19.99. That's right, just three easy payments of $6.66!

backHere we see a *lovely* image of why I say this tank has the "Bitch Back."

Of course, if saying that I'm your bitch isn't your style, you can get this same tank Without The Bitch Back for the even lower price of $16.95! That's just one easy payment of $16.95!! OR, you can look at it the other way and say it will only cost you $3 to tell everyone that I'm your bitch! Damn, I'm cheap!

But wait! Don't stop now because these lovely tanks can also be customized into T-shirts, hoodies, long sleeve shirts and different tanks. It's true! You can select different shirt styles, sizes, even colors! No shit!

And... and you say is there more? YES! I have more! You can now also get the amazing *NEW* JACK Wakes UP T-shirt!! Available now for the ladies AND the fellas! Really. No, really! Scoop it up for just $16.95 and up! Or down! Guys: you can get this baby on a simple whie T for just $15.95!! Challa at yer boy!! And thank Jason!!  See it here modeled by "Katie"!

Want MORE? How about FREE SHIPPING on orders of $45 or more?!?! Just use the code: HOLIDAYSHIPS  Wow! Thanks guys at Zazzle! You razzle my dazzle! Wiggity wazzle! 

Want even MORE?? OK, it's coming soon!

Like the Ninja would say, "You're welcome, Ladies!!"

Psycho Pimp

Tonight I'm gonna party like it's... 1979? 1999? Oh, no, it's how I'll party at Dragon Con in 2009!!

See you there! Gotta start putting these items together now.

(We have Jason Andrews to thank for this, ladies and gents.)

Direct Link to Episode 7. Click here.

Yes, I'm BACK with a new episode to rock your socks until next week. Feast your ears!

I got a little whine/rant heavy this week at the end there, so take it with a grain. I'll be back with some good news next week to tip the scales. Pub Crawl in Berkeley. Info here. I also yak about the new Busted Caps and Inviting a Friend.

SSF: John Vicar Stallard from Geek Radio Daily Shout Outs: Elsie Escobar from Elsie's Yoga Kula and Evo Terra from Podiobooks.com

Looks like I might start making some money from a Netflix ad. More info coming soon!

AND, what I spent all morning on... The Young Junius Google Map is here!! Check it out, follow along in Satellite or Map mode, feast your brains and tell me what else I should add! (Click on Read More) or Go here to see more!Go here to see more! Zoom in to see the actual Rindge Towers!

That's right: the Palms Family needs to know your birthday and location to set up a series of regional mailing lists for future Harwood readings, signings, and beer-swilling drunk fests!

(Did I mention we're having a pub-crawl in Berkeley this weekend? See HERE.)

And Jane Gannon herself is coming after you to set these up. So be on the look out for emails from the tall blonde FBI Momma coming at you soon! You can also save yourself from having her chase you by going to your profile and entering your location and birthday into the "Member Information Page." Also, if you look on the "Newsletter Subscriptions" page, you'll see more options for newsletters based on where you are. You'll want to stay on the main two you're on now, but choosing another, regional one will assure you find out about future appearances coming to you soon!

Czech it out! Otherwise, don't say I didn't warn ya!

I asked for it and two awesome Palms Peeps delivered: The Junius Ponds Cold-Ass Cream!!

Tell me which design you like better! I dig 'em both and definitely plan to order myself a shirt or two!

MikiTracey

Steven BoydAll I can say is THANKS!!!

That's right: this Saturday night, 10/4 at 7:30 three Bay Area Podcasters are meeting up at Jupiter bar in Berkeley to throw it down and around with some of the podcast fans in the community! If you're in the Bay, come on out, over, on.

Get here!

You'll see Chris Lester, J. Daniel Sawyer, and me along with special guests! It’s going to be a fun evening, and I’ll have some freebies for those who attend. Find all the details at the Eventful posting, here.

I smell a fire going on...

After my epic bout of burning CDs and giving away over 40 this weekend at the book fest in Sonoma, I've compiled these files onto a page that explains what to do with them and has the links right there all together for you to download. To get them all, hit this page. Of coure the collected five tracks all add to less than 80 minutes. Of course they kick of JWU with a bang!

If you need any help or would like me to just send you a few CDs, drop an email.

OK? Word. Thanks to Trucker Rich and Muchado for the idea!

Still want to burn all of JWU as an ISO CD disc image? This is your page.