Harwood and Sigler spotted with Lindsay Lohan

Submitted by Seth on Thu, 08/13/2009 - 14:47

Ozzy Sheraton reports this covert sighting of myself and fellow novelist Scott Sigler partying last weekend at an undisclosed San Francisco night club with Lindsay Lohan. You can bet this was the V.I.P. section, baby! No word yet on which of us went home with her.

If only I could remember anything that happened after I got there...

Comments

Submitted by chrisbowsman on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 10:33.

Dude...

If the baby comes out 7 feet tall, bald, and shouting about world domination, you guys are gonna have some serious 'splaining to do...
Submitted by Seth on Fri, 08/14/2009 - 19:35.

4 feet vs 7 feet

Well, if the kid is four feet tall and bald, we'll know it wasn't mine. If it's like 7 feet tall, THEN I'll have a problem.

;-)

We all know it's only the super-short guys who rant and rave about ruling the world.