Jane Gannon is coming at cha!!
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That's right: the Palms Family needs to know your birthday and location to set up a series of regional mailing lists for future Harwood readings, signings, and beer-swilling drunk fests!

(Did I mention we're having a pub-crawl in Berkeley this weekend? See HERE.)

And Jane Gannon herself is coming after you to set these up. So be on the look out for emails from the tall blonde FBI Momma coming at you soon! You can also save yourself from having her chase you by going to your profile and entering your location and birthday into the "Member Information Page." Also, if you look on the "Newsletter Subscriptions" page, you'll see more options for newsletters based on where you are. You'll want to stay on the main two you're on now, but choosing another, regional one will assure you find out about future appearances coming to you soon!

Czech it out! Otherwise, don't say I didn't warn ya!

Didn't your......

MuchAdo's picture

mother teach you not to ask a woman's age????? But I was truthful on my birthday including my year of birth!!!!!!!


No year needed!

Seth's picture

That's a good point. Feel free to just put the day and a random year. Even 2001, if you like!


request

Laurel Meadows's picture

Never argue with Jane Alpha, because we all know that if Momma's not happy, NO-ONE will be happy!!


Jane

TruckerRich's picture

Jane coming after me? That might be a good thing or not. Hope she leaves the Barrett at home. If she looks hard enough she can find me at www.truckerrich.com. (I know an other shameless plug;-0)


Shameless and shameful at the

mavjop's picture

Shameless and shameful at the same time! =)

... but truly Rich does put out some good content.


Birthday's

Randy's picture

Jane needs to know our birthdays, yet mine passed and I didn't get a sultry e-card or nothin. She's fallin down on the job!


don't get sassy with Jane!

TruckerRich's picture

Randy, Watch out Jane will hunt ya with the BARRETT 50Cal.


Like they said in The Whole Nine Yards

Randy's picture

"Ain't nothin finer than a naked woman holding a gun"... what a way to go.


Randy: Not Just a Screen Name

mavjop's picture

Randy: Not Just a Screen Name Any More!

... apparently :>


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