For the ladies!! For REAL!

All the ladies in the house say Hoooo! Hoooo?

Ho! Ho! Now everybody anybody everybody SCREAM!!!! ... Ain't it funky?!

Today I really have a little somethin' somethin' for the ladies. Finally. No false alarms this time, I've actually made up the T's and tanks for the site. (Sorry, no racerback style for Melissa yet...)

First we have "Luz" sporting The Palms Momma Tank with Bitch Back which you can get now for just $19.99. That's right, just three easy payments of $6.66!

backbackHere we see a *lovely* image of why I say this tank has the "Bitch Back."

Of course, if saying that I'm your bitch isn't your style, you can get this same tank Without The Bitch Back for the even lower price of $16.95! That's just one easy payment of $16.95!! OR, you can look at it the other way and say it will only cost you $3 to tell everyone that I'm your bitch! Damn, I'm cheap!

But wait! Don't stop now because these lovely tanks can also be customized into T-shirts, hoodies, long sleeve shirts and different tanks. It's true! You can select different shirt styles, sizes, even colors! No shit!

And... and you say is there more? YES! I have more! You can now also get the amazing *NEW* JACK Wakes UP T-shirt!! Available now for the ladies AND the fellas! Really. No, really! Scoop it up for just $16.95 and up! Or down! Guys: you can get this baby on a simple whie T for just $15.95!! Challa at yer boy!! And thank Jason!!  See it here modeled by "Katie"!

Want MORE? How about FREE SHIPPING on orders of $45 or more?!?! Just use the code: HOLIDAYSHIPS  Wow! Thanks guys at Zazzle! You razzle my dazzle! Wiggity wazzle! 

Want even MORE?? OK, it's coming soon!


Like the Ninja would say, "You're welcome, Ladies!!"

Sweet

nathaniel's picture
Dude, that is one sweet Jack Wakes Up design. Not only that, but it reminds me that sometime soon we'll all be seeing a new cover design for the major release! Soon as I have some cash (man, it seems my tutoring clients are always canceling on me), I'm getting me that shirt, and probably a Junius Lives also. Nice.

Bitch Back

Seth's picture

One of my students found this shirt on the site and there was a big undercurrent going around the back of the class today about the phrase on the back of the tank.

Thanks Jason!  


Bitch back

jason's picture
You are most welcome Seth!

Bitch Back

Randy's picture
We already knew you were a whore to our whims, so I guess being our bitch is a step up.

NICEEEEEEEE

TruckerRich's picture
Oh Damn thats a nice....Errrr.....Oh shirt.......;-)

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