I’m back with a little help from my friend Carlos Mendoza! He narrates Ch. 13 and 14 this time around, and he’ll back back for more as we go forward.
Listen to hear what happens with Artemis, Emily, Bainbridge McGee, and more about how I’ve been doing and why I left you for so long.
Pandemic! Protests! It’s the long, hard spring and summer of 2020. This is the craziest of years.
Enjoy the episode. If you’d like to hear more of Carlos’s audio stylings, you can find him here:
Fade to Black by Joshua Pryor OR The Keeper’s Crown by Nathan D. Maki.
Enjoy! As always, you can find all of my books and audio here: sethharwood.com
I’m still here! The story marches on, the world turns, we all keep doing some of the things.
Listen here: it’s crazy times right now. Crazier than before!
I’m losing my mind and (in some cases) any time to do work or record fiction. But, this week I’m here, giving you episode 7! (Ch 12 and part of 13)
20+ good minutes! Enjoy!
Are you enjoying the podcast? If you would you be so kind as to let me know, I would very much appreciate that. I love hearing from you.
This is chapters 6-7 with some of 8 because I got excited about Match.com. We were baking bread in the house yesterday during recording.
Listen to Episode 4 here!
If you’re looking for a good place to add me to your favorite podcatcher, here’s the link: https://sethharwood.com/new-podcast-as-much-protein-as-an-egg/
Welcome to episode 3 of As Much Protein as an Egg. I hope you’ll enjoy. Feel free to start HERE if you missed the first episodes. It’ll get you all caught up.
Listen to Episode 3 here!
This week I give you ch. 3-4 and some shout outs to old friends, one of whom is Gomyo the Hoodie Monk. Check out this track off his latest CD. He brings the rhymes and paint from Japan by way of the US Midwest originally. Gomyo has been a listener since Jack Wakes Up.
His other recent video “Light Up” comes here. Well done!
Hope this finds you well. Strange times indeed! Take care of yourself and yours.
I also mentioned the newest Great American Novel, Valentine, by Elizabeth Wetmore. Right here!
Check out Jenna Bush singing its praises.
Is this thing on? This episode presents ch. 2-3 of the unedited version of the novel, the director’s cut — now with more ethnic humor! Hooray!
Listen to Episode 2 here!
Enjoy! Kindly let me know how you’ve been.
Here’s a new podcast for you! In these strange times of COVID isolation, do you want a new serialized story?
I have one for you, an all new FREE podcast for you of my novella As Much Protein as an Egg — the Director’s Cut! 😉
You can listen to Episode 1 here.
I’m distributing it via Patreon, Shoutengine, Spotify, and other places, too. You can find all the links, subscribe, and get your other episodes here.
One of my favorite podcasts, Booked., reviewed The Maltese Jordans last week, giving it five stars! Times two!
Truly. Both of the hosts of this awesome, long-running crime / literary review podcast gave “The Full Five” to my new novel. I was and am psyched!! I’ve been a listener for a long time and have never heard them give double fives before.
It’s a fun listen. So check it out. Even if they know nothing about sneakers, they did a hell of a good job of talking about the book. I’m honored!
Want to have your name featured in the print and ebook versions of my new novel, The MalteseJordans? Well, read on to find out how.
First I want to tell you that the 17th audio episode of The Maltese Jordans – Jack Palms’s newest epic adventure—is coming out tomorrow on my Patreon. If you’re already subscribed, great! You have something good to look forward to. If not, here’s your chance to join the Patreon page and get all of the MJs episodes (51 chapters!) for just $3 a month. That’s right. Cancel anytime. I’m so convinced you’ll like what I’ve got going on there—you did used to listen to my podcast, right?—that I’m offering it for just $3 to get all the episodes, caught up, and ready to roll on into the ending and book-release in January and Feb.
And here’s how you can get your name in the book: join now and you’ll be assured a spot on the Maltese Jordans Acknowledgements Page! That’s right, I’ll be thanking all my Patreon subscribers specifically in the book. Get on this before I start my special offer campaign and you’ll be in the most-special spot.
Does this email read like I should be offering you a free set of Ginsu knives? Well… actually I have a special offer coming up soon and I will be giving away Jack Palms Swag! Check out this poll and vote now to let me know what items you’d covet. Yes indeed! Maltese Jordans swag is coming!
That’s all for today from Easthampton. It’s cold here, but sunny with no snow on the ground. Great things! I wish you all the best for a wonderful holiday season and rest of 2018. May 2019 start off killer-awesome for you and yours.
What’s more: Young Junius and Czechmate are both on sale today for $0.99. Pick ’em up!
Download the audio episode here to get all the current news from me on The Maltese Jordans audio, print version, and lots more coming soon!
Here’s the news: On April 1, the past episodes of The Maltese Jordans are going up to the $5 reward level. Now’s the time to hop in and download all the eps for just $3 a month AND that’ll keep you tuned in for the new content and updates. Enjoy!
Also, my next Office Hour is Coming Friday @3PM Eastern. Tune in!
Click here to listen or download this interview. Enjoy!
The fine folks of the Booked. Podcast were nice enough to have me on last month for a far-ranging conversation about: GI Joes, Publishing, the urge to write and where it comes from, podcasting history (my own and a general one), what I’m reading, and much more.
We also talked about Patreon and The Maltese Jordans. I hope you enjoy it.
If you’d like to hear more from Booked, including plenty of great discussions and reviews of contemporary crime novels all the time, find them here on the web and consider supporting them on Patreon here: patreon.com/booked